This is the third time you’ve trusted a disembodied voice, you don’t get to be surprised anymore when it turns out to be a demon.
Party ranger to naive party wizard (via outofcontextdnd)


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"You thought we were playing Dungeons and Dragons. He and I are playing Reservoir Dogs." 


In a Call of Cthulhu game, while checking a grave to make sure that the person who was supposed to be in it still was.

"It’s not grave robbing if we don’t take anything. It’s grave browsing."