gangstalicious
What doesn’t kill me should run, because now I’m fucking pissed
(via meaty-bicycle)

zanetheaiden:

zanetheaiden:

date a boy with nice cheek bones

date a boy who has a good taste in clothes

date a boy with a great laugh

date a boy who’s hoodie you can borrow

date a boy with fantastic collarbones

date a boy who smiles constantly

date a boy with arms like damn

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You don’t detect any traps on the chest. In fact, you’re not even sure what a chest is anymore. You think maybe the whole chest is just one big bear trap? You are terrified of the chest.
(via outofcontextdnd)
This is the third time you’ve trusted a disembodied voice, you don’t get to be surprised anymore when it turns out to be a demon.
Party ranger to naive party wizard (via outofcontextdnd)